|THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE
1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in,
you'll love it!"
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice
and always eats what he shoots.
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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my
mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, S...