|THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE
1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in,
you'll love it!"
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice
and always eats what he shoots.
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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about
ready to consummate their marriage,
when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this
day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."...