|THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE
1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in,
you'll love it!"
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice
and always eats what he shoots.
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Don't Step On Them
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was
playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started
swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in
his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a
brief moment of thought...