|THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE
1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in,
you'll love it!"
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice
and always eats what he shoots.
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Pround Blonde Student
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9,
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, i...