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I WANNA GET WEIGHED 
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John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do
first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She
got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple
went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked
Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there
before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar. The
couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured
she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a
handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd
it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

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