Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does
your wife ever...well, you know...does she...well, let you do it
doggie style?" asked one of the two.
"Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's more into the trick
dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?" "Well, not exactly.
Whenever I make a move, she's most likely to roll over and play dead."
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