|Newly married couple both nyphomaniacs, husband comes downstairs in
the morning and the wife asks what he'd like for breakfast "Oh think
I'll have a shag please!" So they go upstairs have a shag then he
goes to work. Husband comes home for lunch, "What would you like for
lunch dear?" "Oh I think I'll have a shag please!" So again they shag
and he returns to work. Half hour later he walks in the house and
finds his wife sliding up and down the bannister! "What are you
doin?" he asks. "I'm warming up your dinner!!"
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Pround Blonde Student
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9,
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, i...