|THE BIBLE KNOWS ALL
|A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could
think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that
the entirety of the human experience could be found there.
After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher,
I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and
that he would look for it.
The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman
aside and showed her a passage which read,...
"...And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
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Don't Step On Them
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was
playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started
swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in
his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a
brief moment of thought...