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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's
birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful
consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right
note: romantic but not too personal Accompanied by his sweetheart's
younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white
gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During
the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his
sweetheart with the following note :

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for
your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but
she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate
shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been
wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her
try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to
put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come
in contact with thembefore I have a chance to see you again. When you
take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as
they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how
many times I will kiss them during the coming year!

All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing."

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