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This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His
boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and
"can you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but
with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is
there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.

She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"

He answers, "$35."

She: "How much for the black one?"

He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."

She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one
before." She pays him, and off she goes.

A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the
black dildo?"

He: "$35."

She: "How much for the white one?"

He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."

She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white
one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much
are your dildos?"

He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."

She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"

He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."

She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've
never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was
gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold
one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"

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