|SUPER COMPUTER PHYSICIAN
A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been
replaced by a super-computer. The computer asks him his ailments and
the man says he has a sore elbow. A drawer pops out and he is asked
to urinate in it. After a few bleeps and flashing lights the computer
decides he has tennis elbow.
The man is annoyed and decides to get one over on this machine so he
asks his wife for a urine sample. He then mixes this with urine from
his dog and his small son and to top it off, adds some of his sperm.
He takes it to the computer-physician who again asks him for a
sample. He places the urine/sperm sample in the drawer and the
computer makes its usual display of bleeps and flashes before telling
him that his wife is pregnant, his dog has rabies, his son has chicken
pox and if he doesn't stop masturbating he'll never get rid of his
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City Boys Goes Country
Once there was this city boy who wanted to go country, so he headed
out to a farm to buy some animals. "I'll take one of these," he said
to the farmer. "What is it?" Well, to me it's a cock, but to you it's
a rooster," said the farmer. "I'll take one of these, too," said the
city boy. "What is i...